Are you Yes? No. Know why? Even they have the sense to keep it whittled down to five. And Steve Howe, currently resembling David Johansen's skeleton, outspookifys you all. All of you, I said!
Iron Maiden has six members. And three play guitar. What the hell does the guy with no sleeves do? "Unusual head:neck ratio" doesn't count as an album credit. Does it take this many people to write "Beer Pong Massacre?"
I'm sorry. I just learned of these guys today when I saw another photo of them all with coordinating bandanas and got so angry I went outside and shook my fist in the air. Then I came inside, sampled them on spotify and wept for America's youth. And, now, it's Miller time.